Pence Goes the Weasel
He walked and talked a lot of shit
Always talking about he wasn’t having it
Fiscal responsibility was his favorite calling card
But now look at him, all he does is stare at Trump so hard.
Abortions will not be allowed, not even a miscarriage
Ban homosexuals, pray the gay away, no gay marriage
When he’s next to Trump he acts so inferior
Like MJ said check out the Man in the Mirror
Old school Republicans wish he was a man again
Sits in the chair next to Trump like he’s a mannequin
On the stage with Trump, he stands motionless
He can sit there for ten minutes, totally breathless
Hanging out with Trump, a.k.a. Dr. Evil
You are not bold and committed, no Evel Knievel
We thought you were a conservative but diesel
You've proved to the world, you’re nothing but a weasel.
© William Robinson, 2019
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